urine experiment

Aritu kitorang ade experiment bio pasal urine.....

al kisah, sorang member aku ni terlupa nak provide kencingnya ikut waktu selang 1 jam.....

so, die pon kencing dalam sume botol, pastu tambah air dari water cooler... hahahaha

naseb baek x kantoi ngan cikgu Guna....

malangnya, tengah experiment tu, one of the urine samples tertumpah di sebabkan oleh kecuaian dia dan lopak amin menjadi mangsa. pastu lopak die plak terjatuh dalam sinki yang ade urine.. sian die....

Beraye....

I would like to wish Selamat HAri Raya to all of my family, friends, teacher, bla bla bla and the whole world. Yeah finally Aidilfitri has come and everybody celebrate it with joy for having successful in going through the fasting in the whole ramadhan month.

It is a tradition where people will go visiting each other during raya especially between families and relatives. Besides, it is a must to have duit raya and also firecrackers. what is raya with no firecrackers and duit raya... it is like eating nasi impit without kuah kacang. well hope everyone will be able to go back to school in one piece not in pieces...

hehehe as my kampung is very far, so i seldom go back to my kampung during hari raya. yeah, wish i have a chance before i fly.this year i celebrate in my hometown the first and second day are just normal where neighbours and small children visit us and i have to entertain them. sometimes i dont even know who they are. they just wears beautiful dresses and walk in flock and crash people houses... "SEMEKOOOMM!!!!!". it means... duit raya, im coming.... but it is fun to entertain them as i get to know these kampong boys though mst probably i will forget...

Today I had a chance to celebrate raya with ma colleagues. Kepet da monkey, Sherry da lampy, and mubin. At first i went to Sherry's house with Kepet. there kepet had a little accident. He fell of his bike and kiss the road. man that sucks. later we went to Kepet's house folowed by Eein's house in Muo. Then we stop by at Mubin's house and finally they all came to ma house. By the time they went back it was already 4 oclock.hahaha most of the time spent on the road. well, i still have tomorrow to go to other houses... huh? Homework?? forget about it....raya is for raya...

IELTS.........

hari ini hari jumaat. resut IELTS patot keluar hari ni.tapi aku sedang bercuti di rumah... hehehe cuti raye!!! ape result aku r? mungkin 7 mungkin lagi rendah. harap-harap dapat 7.5 ke atas. kalo x mampos aku.

beberapa hari lepas aku bermimpi mengenai result ielts kuar.mimpi tu nampak real sampaikan jantung aku berdegup dengan kuat. fuh, adegannya kat kolej aku... time tu result baru kuar. budak-budak sume berkerumun nak cari result memasing. akudok rilek je. tibe-tie bella datang die tunjuk kat aku die dapat 7.5 ...... lega hati die dapat ke uk... aku ni plak camne?

baru nak pi cek result aku kelas plak start. aiseh, xpe2 nnti pas kelas pi la tengok. Kelas time tu kelas bio yang mane bapak kesayangan bbdak kelas aku Mr. Guna ajo. dah le aku kene marah aritu sbb tido dalam kelas die. kawkaw nyela... tgh kelas tu tibe-tibe die suro aku wat errand. pi pekan blikan barang plak... "pundek" kataku dalam hati. bile aku nak tengok result aku ni... so pi le pekan...da beli barang tu balek kolej dah r lame gile pegi beli siap memilih barang pulak tu. abes time mimpi aku... bile da balik tu plak ade je menatang panggil aku dan banyak pulak aral yang melintang untuk aku pi tgk result aku tu. last-last da sampai depan bilik kaunselor tu...

aku ter jage dari mimpi....

ceh kat umah..... ni baru hari isnin.... hm.... agaknye bape result aku ek? tido je r

Arak?!

pada suatu hari, aku pegi ke supermarket. sekadar window shopping je kerana dompetku sudah kurus... maka, jaln punya jalan akhirnya sampai kat bahagian minuman.aku tgk satu-satu atas bawah kiri kanan....... sume same je.... xde minuman baru pun. aku pon meneruskan perjalanan tp mataku ternampak satu minuman. MALTA..... minuman dari malt? amek saje.....nampak cam sedap..... ade tulis no alcohol lagi tu.... aku pon beli la dengan hajat nak minum pas bukak pose...

malam tu lepas tarawih aku pun try minum seteguk sambil tengok tv. BWUEKK!!! x sedap langsung.. rasa masam tp pahit.... dey, ubat pon lagi sedap r. hahaha tapi x sedap pon sedar-sedar da abes satu botol. Main togok je. lepas tu aku pon bace detail kat botol tu.sudah jadi kebiasaan aku bace tuisan-tulisan tu. sampai kat bahagian pengilang, aku terbeliak.... Guiness..... company tu ade keluarkan minuman halal ke? aku terkesima..... tp nak wat camne? aku da minum abes. yang tinggal botol je.mungkin begitu kot rase arak tp tanpa gas.

pengajaran: laen kali bace btol-btol seblom beli

taliponku

hari ini aku keluar rumah..... menemani ibuku bershopping sambil menziarah orang saket di ospital. Sebenarnya aku malas nak kuar berat sungguh nak menjejakkan kaki di luar rumah.... baek aku maen dota lagi bes walaupun maen sorang je.... x pon layan movie.

tp apakan daya orang kate cakap orang tua mesti dipatuhi. so aku pon follow mak aku ke Jusco yang terletak ntah bape kilometer tah. alang2 da kuar tu beli la komik skali.... malangnya kreko bumper da abes.. ceis celaka sungguh. last-last beli jinggo...

da dekat 2345 jam kat luar tu kami pon pulang ke rumah berbekalkan barang yang dibungkus beg plastik. semasa aku kuar keta apabila motokar yang di pandu telah berhenti aku bingkas kuar keta nak sambung bace komik dalam umah. Tiba-tiba henponku yang sepatotnya dalam kocek aku tibe-tibe jatuh dan terus dive ke dalam kolam kecil yang betul2 ade kat sebelah aku. "Cbloup!!" aku hanya mampu berkata "Nice One!!" dan melihat taliponku tenggelam ke dalam kolam bersama ikan yang berenang dengan girangnya.

bile aku da amek kuar henpon tu dan keringkannya aku ingat da setel tapi die plak jd nazak.so terpakse la anta ke kedai.... aduh... xleh kontek orang r cuti ni... henpon lagi satu kat jep..

ai, nak pakai henpon baru pe r?

Ramadhan

Every year, there is a month that all muslims are required to fast. That is Ramadhan. It is a month that people should behave.. err, i guess better and will not do sinful things. This is because all demons and jinns are prisoned in hell during this month. In other words, we are free from evil incitement! hooray!!! But still, there are people doing bad things during Ramadhan. Who says that people are like angels during this month? I mean, even me myself do bad things (not like what you're thinking) during this month. who the hell that drove us towards these ugly things? Is it demons wearing human masks? No.... Of course, our LUST.... God gave us lust so that we will have wants and feel the world. That gave us the colour in this world. Nevertheless, if we let lust to control our body. Everybody will only think of freedom and enjoyment. The thought of pleasure and excitement make me feel really good. But still, it can lead us towards the oblivion of ourselves. Back to our main topic, we have to control our lust so that our heart will become pure. This is the month that all of us need to do more ibadah like prayer, recite Al-Quran, and many more. We can get many shafaat and pahala hoping that we will go to heaven. Amin....

Another thing that I observed nowadays that people do not really welcome Ramadhan. Well, of course they do the fasting part but do they really fast? I mean, I see most of the people fast because they do it as a tradition. It is because of our culture. Get what I mean? they do not do this religious obligation because of the religion. I can conclude that Malaysians know Ramadhan as the month before Syawal. When Ramadhan come, that means there's only one more month left to decorate the house, to change new curtains, and most of all, to buy new clothes. They dont think of doing ibadah but perhaps they bear in mind "Shopping time!!" Yes, we accept Ramadhan as a reminder of Hari Raya.

I have an experience when i went to a buffet for breaking fast. The hotel did serve a lot of mouth watering delicacies and I enjoyed eating the food until suddenly i heard raya songs were aired loudly. All I can say is "What the fuck?!" It was only the second day of ramadhan and they have already played raya songs. I started to ponder, what is the significance of Ramadhan to us?

Well, I hope that all of us will be able to go through this month with plenty of ibadah and may all of us get the chance to meet Lailatul-Qadr. Ai for the last 1/3 of the month.

Hahaha aku ngah nak repair English aku tatkala exam IELTS semakin menghampiri. xp

Tewas

Biar putih tulang jangan putih mata......

itulah apa yang sering diungkapkan orang ketika berjuang.

Setiap hari merupakan perjuangan yang amat hebat dan perlu di tempuhi dengan berani. Namun begitu, ramai jugak orang yang kalah dalam perjuangan mereka. ade yang berjuang di meadan perang mempertahankan negara tanah tumpah darahnya seperti di asia barat sekarang..... ada yang sibuk berjuang mempertahankan parti-parti politik xkurang juga dengan mereka yang sibuk berjuang di ranjang menitiskan peluh jantan sampai berkeriut bunyinya....

sudah 19 tahun sejak aku muncul di muka bumi ini, banyak kejayaan yang telah ditempah walaupun kebanyakannya tidak dihargai. namun begitu perjuangan yang aku hadapi sekarang ini sungguh menyeksakan. penatnya teramatlah sangat sehingga aku x mampu meneruskan lagi perjuangan.

segala ilmu dan teknikku digunakan untuk mengelakkan diri dari terkantoi..... ku lihat jam swatch ciplak di tangan ku...... "lame lagi ni" bisik hatiku. masa yang berlalu satu minit terasa seperti berjam-jam. pelbagai cara telah kulakukan tetapi, hasilnya tetap sama.... beban yang dipikul semakin lama semakin berat.... berat sehingga aku sudah tak mampu nak mengagkatnya lagi..... lalu jatuh lah seorang pahlawan di medan perang menyembah meja dan zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

hari ini aku tertidor dalam kelas lagi....... zzzzzzz ngantoknye....