Ireland

it's cold here. but i like the wind. it is strong as if i am standing on the top of a hill. everything is pricey here but who cares as long as i get to live. Dublin is the name of the city where i live. Grande!!



western people are really huge. and they're really tall and compared to us...we're like david and golliath. its like all people from south east asia are dwarfs. FOR IRON HORDE!!!!!!

Selamat Ari Raye

1 syawal..pengakhiran dan juga permulaan

pengakhiran bagi bulan ramadhan
pengakhiran bagi orang berpuase
pengakhiran bagi syaitan dikurung(ai, antu da ade balik. nak duk dalam gelap pon da x bes)
permulaan bagi bulan syawal
permulaan orang makan secara terang2 disiang hari
permulaan hidup baru bagi bbdak pmc yang pergi dublin aritu...

yeah semoga satu syawal memberi banyak makna kat korang
raye taun ni jatuh pada ari jumaat. so time semmayang jumaat punye la banyak orang sampai kolah wuduk pon da jadi cetek. air pon da jd kuning. ahhaha
dalam aku ngah tunggu nak semayang tu aku diri sebelah satu group budak kecik ni. muke sume serupe je cam kembau dorang ngah rancak borak ngan sedare dorang.

sepupu: ko raye kat kampung mak ko bape lame?
adek-beradek: seminggu
sepupu: oooo.. kampung bapak ko plak?
adek-beradek: seminggu gak
sepupu: lame gile ko cuti. aku cuti dari senin sampai senin ni je.
.......(sume diam)
adek-beradek: eh ko ade beli mercun?
sepupu: x. mercun x banyak jual la. bapak aku pon xnak belikan. die kate ini itu la blablabla polis blablabla bahaya(panjang sangat die merepek)
adek-beradek: tu le. eh ko nak beli mercun datang kat umah tu. kat ctu ade jual mercun. ko pi je pastu cakap nak bnde tu. kang die bagi r.(mule mengoffer kedai mercun blakang pintu)
sepupu: aku xde duet doh. ko dapat dari mane?
adek beradek: ko try r mintak abang lang... kang die bagi la blablabla mak aku blablabla paklong blablabla dapat seratus blablabla
(dan mereka berbincang care nak dapat duet dari orang tue mereka sebab nak beli mercun sampai start semayang)

haha aku dengar dorang rancak bual lawak gile. cam cakap pasal hal negara. "masalah besau ni abang. aku x cukup duet ninak beli thunder clap." kakaka teringat zaman kecik-kecik dlu asal raye je ---> duet raye ---> mercun ----> yeay misi berjaya!!!



yeay mercun memang x lari dari semua sambutan. kalo xde mercun memang x idop r, x mati gak bbdak ni. oh how i miss playing firecrackers with my friends at MRSM TGB. perang mercun memang bes. kat kmb bbdak x maen sangat. sume cakap da besa x maen bnde2 ni. ceh. yang maen pon x abes2 mercun bola tu pon sikit je. ai....

neway selamat ari raye kepada sume

stars are blind

yeay Malaysia da merdeka 53 taun... and yeay aku da dapat placement... walaupun teramat lambat nak celebrate. huh ape leh wat kalo da jadi orang last dapat placement dalam batch ek... xpe bkan aku kesah pon. so sempena dapat placement n da merdeka ni there will be 2 pics in this post.

lets talk about shooting star... weehah.
a beautiful scenery in the middle of the night. i only saw it once and it was bright red. totally cool....

say, what is actually shooting star? is it something like this?



hmm a shooting star. maybe it's because western people are obsessed in cowboy thingy that's why they called it shooting star BAM BAM BAM

whereas in bahasa melayu, we called it.... tahi bintang yap tahi bintang....
does it look like this?



oh yeah i bet it does.. and the shit burned to crisp when entering our ozone and walaa become ashes which come down with rain pouring on us... why is it called tahi bintang?it seems kinda gross.. i cant imagine the name of one of the car in Dash! Yonkuro named Tahi Bintang(the third car) that sucks! oh it's ok.

when we talk about shooting star then we remember wish then we remember Airplanes song by B.O.B feat Hayley Williams....

Can we pretend that airplanes
In the night sky
Are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now
Wish right now, wish right now

"I wish i will be free from men" said Ezzad Azman

haiz.......

bling bling bling lagu raye da berkumandang kat radio ngan shopping centre walaopon pose x abes ag... iklan raye dakuar jauh sblom pose start... orang indon(Bendera) masih dengan tahi mereka. Nie Ching plak bagi tazkirah dalam surau Al-Huda tanpa menutup aurat(agak2 r wei). kan da murka sultan selangor. Militan Indonesia yang diketuai Mochammad Achwan berikrar jihad terhadap polis. waow adakah berperang sesama sendiri tu jihad? baek pi bom kat israel.... dan penduduk Big Apple melaungkan Stop Islamisation of New York!!! chill la we are not terrorist bak kata Khan, "My name is Khan and I'm not a terrorist!!!"

oxymoron of the day, Butt Head thanx to mima...
Butt Head is someone that is hard to get along with a.k.a stupid person
headbutt is an action but which part of the body is used? butt or head?
both maybe... hiyargh!!!
obviously because the head is the butt just like this creature. haha tribute to Dr. Slump.

races

today i was wathcing the news again and there's this one news(is news singular or plural?)about SYABAS giving free water and gifts to citizens those who are identified as poor/pauper and also single mother.they get 20m^3 of water free every month. very convenient eh. I saw that most... no all of them are malays. I dont know wether there are any non-malay that receive them but thats not the point. I learnt that the government are helping the people especially malay as we were left far behind in term of civilization compared to other races during the colonisation of the malaya.

nevertheless, i know this one uncle, he is old, jobless, and he need to take care of his family.so he went to ask help to get help with people like him from charity. he only get small amount whereas there are other people that get not twiceo triple but five times higher than him and they are much younger than him. the reason is that she is a single mother. oh come on, she still can work to earn money but what about this old bloke? then i started to wonder......



Yeay!!! Oxymoron for today is HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!
Holy is something sacred, pure, clean..all the positive things while shit is just a shit. totally opposite of shit. oh i just love this word.. why the picture shown is a king of shit? because it is a HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahaha
fyi firman, i cant use your holy hell cuz i've used it for this one and how the heck am i gonna draw a hell?

doa

baru baru ni ade berita mengatakan khatib di poolo peenang telah berdoa untuk eksejahteraan Lim Guan Eng sewaktu solat jumaat. WTF!!! sesungguhnya aku rase beliau amat sengal. kenape tidak berdoa untuk kesejahteraan Tuanku Mizan Zainal Abidin yang merupakan ketua agama negara ni? ape ko nak cakap xleh ke doa tuk die? apsal x doa time lain? aiya....

oh ya, lagi satu kat perak. para businessman diwajibkan untuk mengibarkan Jalur Gemilang kerana jika mereka tidak berbuat demikian lesen perniagaan mereka tidak akan diperbaharui. ...... aku x taw nak cakap pe. Threating will not teach them to be patriotic. they will end up being rebellious. ergh, langkah yang sungguh kebudak-budakan.

Ok untuk ruangan gambar kali ni kite belajar bnde baru iaitu oxymoron.
what is oxymoron? 2 words that contradict each other. correct me if i'm wrong. so here's the words of the day...


White Chocolate
we all know that chocolate is not white and white is not the colour of chocolate.
maybe Michael Jackson got the idea from this thing.

oh yeah do give me suggestion for oxymoron examples for i'm quite lazy to search for it. thanx

Korupsi

what is bribery? it is the practice of offering something (usually money) in order to gain an illicit advantage. In other words, you give people something so that you wiill be able to get away from being punished. Pretty convenient huh? haha

bribery is related to corruption and yes the more bribery the bigger the corruption. lets see the malaysia's ranking in corruption is.... 40 according to http://www.worldaudit.org/democracy.htm and singapore is no. 3!!!(the bigger the number shows more corruption). kinda amazing that our neighbour here is one of the country with the least corruption in the world. so, we have SPRM to go against corruption and catch all the bad people. whats the punishment? DIE!!! in china but losing position in Malaysia. maybe imprisonment o whatever la.(didnt bother to check). Our proiphet did said: “Pemberi rasuah dan penerima rasuah akan masuk neraka.” (Hadis riwayat at-Tarmizi)

why do we bribe? why cant we stop bribery? the question is, where do we learn bribery? simple from our daily life. even parents teach their children how to bribe. yeah bribe them with candy and toys and they remain silent. hahaha


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